Joe Cocker

Joe Cocker was playing in the car this morning. “You Can Leave Your Hat On” came up – a fantastic song all around, but quite terrible for going into work. It got me thinking about what actually makes a great song and while most will say that true artistic endeavor is in the actual sound or rhythm, there was a time I used to think it had more to do with the lyrics, only to later realize that the lyrical aesthetic is very much amplified by the sound. In other words, a song with amazing lyrics will have an even greater effect if the sound of the music is also good. Um… well, yeah. This “news” hardly necessitates a blog post.

And yes, I did just spend an entire paragraph attempting to explain that we happen to like lyrics to music that sounds good to begin with, but there appears to be more to it than that because if it were that simple this would rule out all the bad music we also all happen to have a guilty preference for, along with instrumentals, and various forms in between.

Back to Joe Cocker. Before attempting any prolonged rant into musicology, I wanted a more narrow focus. Why do I like Joe Cocker? I pondered this all day (read: on and off while running to Starbucks for the umpteenth time), but before dissecting his music and tearing apart his chords and vocals in order  to pinpoint the elements of his sound that I like best, I stopped. I couldn’t imagine that this would accomplish anything. I am not a music blogger, and while I have a great appreciation for its various forms, I think my entire point can pretty much be summed up in the first paragraph of this blog – no one component makes a song great, but rather it is all the sundry bits in different proportions. And if I want to sit here and devise lyrics, beat, instrumental and rhythm ratios, I probably won’t find any sort of usable pattern. So instead, on the way home tonight I won’t be counting pulses, but rather enjoying my Joe Cocker CD. And occasionally singing along.

 

Foolproof Dating

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I recently read Bridget Jones’ Diary. Ok, skimmed, because I don’t actually have time to read anything right now that is not directly related to what I am working on. But in my skimming I realized what Bridget was doing wrong in her romantic life, and since I am always super helpful and full of great ideas, I have compiled a list of dating strategies to hopefully prevent other women from making the same mistakes. And considering most of my exes have not yet wished me death, I am obviously quite the relationship guru so the following tips are practically foolproof.

Men don’t like wishy-washy women. They can’t read your mind and want to know where you stand. On the first date show up in a wedding dress. Let him know you mean business. Then, should he still be there later, instead of asking him the same old questions every other woman has asked on the first date, be original and have him pick out invites. Men love being involved in the decision making process.

Don’t hesitate to show him your nurturing, motherly side. When the food arrives (providing he hasn’t left yet), cut it up for him and, if possible, spoon feed him. Depending on the face he makes as you jam a fork full of green beans into his mouth, pick out an appropriately cute nickname for him. From then on publicly refer to him using only his nickname.

During dessert (if he is still there), take the opportunity to practice feeding each other cake for your upcoming ceremony. Men like it when women are being cute, so add some airplane sounds as your fork goes towards him (a tip that can also be integrated in the preceding step while you feed him his dinner). Depending on the face he makes this time, refer to the nicknames above.

If he hasn’t already run out the door after dessert, order a few drinks and let him see that you have a light and fun side by getting completely drunk. Your slurred words will be adorable, and keep in mind men like it when women do cute things, so feel free to fall out of your chair as many times as you see fit. Then offer to practice your first dance in the middle of the restaurant even though there is no music playing. In fact, make your own – that is why they give you all the extra silverware (there is no such thing as a salad fork).  This will demonstrate your adventuresome side. You are up for anything!

Later, as you stumble towards the bathroom, if he is not sneaking out through the kitchen yet, make sure to trip over your train a few times giving him the opportunity to come to your rescue. Men love practicing chivalry. Bonus points if you get both of you kicked out of the restaurant at this point, and if so, have him carry you to the car just like he will over the threshold after your wedding next Saturday afternoon. By the way, did he pick the invites yet?

Once your nose is powdered and your bustle is properly adjusted, should you still be allowed inside the establishment, return to the table and interrogate him on his feelings towards you. If he pauses in between words, quickly follow up with “what are you thinking right now?” to help guide him along. Sometimes men need a little help and you definitely want to show him how helpful you can be.

However girls, don’t settle for half of a commitment. If he is not sufficiently enamored with you, make him realize what a catch you are by ordering another drink and going home with the bus boy. Men love competition.

But don’t wait up for him to call. Once at home, remove your pre-wedding gown and go to bed. If he doesn’t call you immediately the next day to proclaim his undying love for you, just realize he wasn’t good enough for you to begin with and you could totally do better.

Because it is not you. It is him. Always.

Pearl Abstract

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Unlike most abstract that I have great difficulty producing, this one I found to be even more challenging because the main work is not yet complete. It is only about 3/4th done so I relied on my notes to guide me to the end.

My Pear Poet project started many years ago when E. Condren gave me an amazing idea a few weeks before graduation. I began my research and work on it immediately, but due to various circumstances, after leaving school did not pursue it further. While E. C. and I didn’t always agree (we were both quirky, but in different ways), namely  because my fascination was mostly towards the physical manuscripts (which I believe some would refer to as “object fetishism” or something like that), and less concerned with the thematics. Not always, mind you, but if I had to pick between writing a paper about what scribe wrote what/ where/when, and tracing the narrative, the former would always win. In fact, some of my lengthiest works trace thematics in terms of the physical manuscripts, using the evidence found there as proof of how the story should, or was intended to move. Yet while he didn’t share my enthusiasm, he always encouraged it, and presented me with an opportunity that, despite having taken the better part of a decade, is finally going to be finished.

Per usual, whenever I finish different sections of notes or rough drafts I post them online, so the first two parts of this can be found in the Chaucer Project section. The third part will be finished at some point this week. The fourth, and longest section, will take a bit more time. Unfortunately the deadline for this abstract cannot wait for me to fully put everything together.

Abstract of work yet to be titled (oh dear!):

Experience versus authority is perhaps the clearest distinction that can be made between Chaucer and the Pearl Poet when considering an extended survey of each of their works. While the Pearl Poet’s works have survived in only one extant manuscript, the Cotton Nero A.x., Chaucer’s works for the most part abound (as much as 600 year old manuscripts can). Here I will be looking at all four of the Pearl poems, Pearl, Purity (Cleanness), Patience and Sir Gawain, and four of Chaucer’s works, The Book of the Duchess, Parliament of Fowls, House of Fame, and Troilus and Criseyde.

Despite critical arguments against his formal training, the Pearl poems are written with the authority of a man speculatively devoting his entire life to learned scholarship, most likely within the confines of a monastery, and far removed from worldly concerns. Nevertheless, his poems are entrenched in theological debate, exposing human nature’s incapability to understand the divine completely. He elevates his text beyond the apparent words, and constructs his poems within the confines of an intricate numerical design that serves to distinguish further between the worldly concept of language and the superior mathematical proportion symbolic of Heaven. Chaucer’s four poems, albeit complex and powerful in their own right, depict another aspect of literature: the creative endeavor, less concerned with perfection in terms of a numerical design, and much more inclined towards the human condition, emotion, and otherwise familiar affairs. This in no way negates the thematic effects of the Pearlpoems, or the numerical design within certain Chaucerian works, but merely shifts focus towards a more predominant theme, and aligns a Chaucerian plot to Cotton Nero A.x’s inclination towards mathematical unity, essentially superimposing experience over authority, and combining them to create a whole.

The two sets of poems represent the same world through two lenses: a theological one, highly appropriate for a supposed monk, and a more cultural stance associated with a courtly patronized man like Chaucer. Without much divergence from the interiority of the poems, a quick glance should immediately signal a pattern of three smaller poems directly related to the grand narrative closing each quartet, and if taken a step further, the same analysis is not only within the quartets as wholes, but constituent poems as well. Such an interpretation would group the poems in two ways – interpoetic and intrapoetic – in the end essentially binding the divine and worldly with each poem and providing a different piece of a larger puzzle.

The Pearl poems exhibit an unbroken consistency, and contain a group of favored themes such as patience and humility set against pride, earthly and heavenly courtesy, purity, and perfection. Similarly, dream visions guide Chaucer’s works, not serving to exemplify perfect Christian conduct, but instead reappearing to depict human folly. Yet it is this human folly, spiritual or worldly, that is the link between the eight poems, as humans by nature are imperfect and constantly erring. Whether it is a numerical design that illustrates what text cannot achieve or Pandarus’ third person presence in an intimate scene highlighting Troilus’ ineptitude, the two poets persist in reminding the reader of what different situations should be like while pointing towards where they fall short.