I love this!!
I guess this would make me David Sedaris? At the very least his narrator…
Also, yes, I am obviously, painstakingly trying to distract myself from the fact that I have not heard from any grad schools yet…
And I am slightly too jittery to write anything meaningful. Thank you caffeine and nerves. If you need me, I will be right here refreshing my email page every 2.5 seconds.